Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is a dating simulation built around conspiracy theories and firearms, casting you as a prepper who takes a mysterious pill called Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of companions that happen to be sentient guns. The premise is absurd by design. Each companion carries a distinct personality: Rimington the hunky shotgun, Viper the chaotic revolver, the duo known as "The Twins" Marsh and Mello who aren't actually related, and Svetlana the RPG with an explosive temper. Show them you know how to handle them and together they'll take you on a journey of self discovery.
The game splits its time between romance and combat. You spend your days getting to know your five gorgeous gun companions while fending off hordes that try to take them from you through intense shooter action. A manly friendship develops over the radio waves with a friend who stays connected remotely, and over three hours of a truth telling podcast called The Colt Michigan Experience plays throughout. Beneath the gunpowder and paranoia sits something quieter, a fight against the ever present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair. Deep lore drips from every crack of this world that bills itself as the only fully loaded conspiracy theorist gun nut dating simulation ever made.